According to recent studies by Johnny Wang, we have come to the conclusion that Gagsy, a beloved member of newgrounds and also an escort, is a snail. Yes that's right, Gagsy is a snail.
We have also acquired a picture of Gagsy.

Also: I'm banned >:(

Reason for ban: "Lol." --- http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/10 05 356 --- Spam. - Zerok

Damn you Zerok.

Fuck, I have the flu. Got to miss a few days of school though this week, but I'm gonna have to miss my football match and Sunday :(
Last night, I woke up every few hours with the shivers, which then ended up with me having a coughing fit and not being able to breathe through my nose and now this morning I can hardly talk.

Also, as I am typing this, my mom is having a go at me, because, she kept asking me what pie I wanted, and I kept saying I don't want one, but she carried on with the "But which one would you rather have, Chicken or Vegetable", and I'm all like, "I don't want any pie!", so after a while she started going all "For gods sake Russ! I try my hardest with you, but you still throw it back in my face." So I just sit here all confused about why it's so bad not to want a pie.
I mean for fucks sake woman, I can hardly manage a glass of orange juice without feeling sick, you really think I can stomach a pie!?

But don't tell anyone, it's supposed to be a secret!

I saw these on google a while ago, made me laugh so much.
What a day that was...

I've been signed up to Newgrounds for a month now. A whole month :)

I'm still pissed off they sent her home....:|

What do YOU think it is?
Penis?
Bone?
You decide.

Do you like this sig I made? I don't have photoshop either, just PhotoImpact. It's some programme that lets you alter a photo/picture, or you can create something of your own and alter it and add stuff, so it's not that bad, and it was free and already on my comp. Guess I can't complain. So what do you think of it?
I switch between sigs a lot and I'm gonna be using this one and one made by jackAtack.

April isn't the only pregnant one, my cousin Christina is pregnant too, apparently, she got pregnant on her honeymoon at the end of May! And guess what the baby is due at the start of February! And my birthday is the 5th of February. If I'm lucky I'll get a baby cousin for my birthday! Woo!

Last night I had a dream, it was an interesting dream, and for once, I remembered pretty much most of the dream. Then just a few minutes ago, without thinking, I just opened Word and started typing up the beggining of a story, that fits in with my dream.
Tell me what you think of it, and I hope you can give me some good advice on how to improve the story and my story writing techniques :)

They were coming at us from all directions now. What could we do? How could we escape? We had already lost David to them. How could we have stopped it from happening? A whole group of them cape out of nowhere and dragged him away. When we has finally killed them all, there was nothing left of him, just a few bits of body here and there. I found his keys though, thought I'd keep them, if we were able to get away from them now, his truck would come in handy. That is, if noone had hotwired it, and it was still accessible.
But it's no use fretting over what's happened, we need to find a way out of this, and soon...